Saturday, September 29, 2012

Matthew Lowe

Once upon an Aesop, the starving fox jumped up and seized the grapes. They were not sour at all. Then she choked to death. The moral of the story is plain: fuck fables.

And then with a wave of his powerful writing tablet, Aesop cast down a plague upon the blasphemous writer from his seat on high. The moral of the story: don't fuck with Aesop.

Thank you to Jester Queen and her awesome blog: http://jesterqueen.com

4 comments:

  1. lmao A little bitter, a little silly, and it made me laugh. xD

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  2. That made me laugh. Nice work.

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  3. The follow up fable is hilarious! Has anyone heard from Jessie lately?

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  4. I fucking LOVE this!!! I accept my plague!

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