Dear Mr. Charles:
Sorry for the type-Os. Hopefully, no one will notice it says you “studded a broad”, “majored in Pubic Affairs” and “matricided at State” with a “Bachelor o Farts”. Or that you’re an “alumna”.
Sincerely apoplectic,
Professional Curriculum Vitae & Resume Services
You hit it out of the park with this one, C.D.
ReplyDeleteExcellent!!! :D
Apoplectic fits well in this piece. I imagine Mr. Charles identifies with that.
ReplyDeleteTypos can be funny, when not painful. Thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteOh dear . . . maybe there WAS a reason for the previous letter. :)
ReplyDeleteTypos cause me physical pain when it's too late to fix them.
ReplyDeleteLOVED.
ReplyDeleteMay I curse? I find sometimes apropos at certain times, this being one of them. For lack of a better, profane-free way of saying, this was f*cking great! There, I gave you the asterisk to make it less profane? :) Definitely, one of my favorites. Will be voting for you.
ReplyDeleteWow! This is very clever. :-)
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