Saturday, April 14, 2012

A Letter of Apology by C.D. Tolliver


Regrettably, your receipt of an acceptance letter was unintentional.
You do not currently meet our entrance criteria, one of which is the ability to afford a first-class attorney.
Please reconsider attending junior college.

10 comments:

  1. Ooooooh. OUCH! Great story, C.D.! :D

    Very well written. Superb.

    I imagine the poor recipient was crushed, absolutely and totally CRUSHED...Sigh... :(

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  2. I love this! Sorry never sounded so shallow.

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  3. ouch! Snobby, snooty learning institutionalized gits!

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  4. Goodness! That's a major OucH!

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  5. OOOOOOOH! What a bitch slap! Love your entry!

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  6. oh, I read about that in the news! good piece, you summed it up.

    best,
    MOV

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  7. Ouch! That hurts. Well, at least the recipient knew what hit him. :-)

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